January 13

I didn't invent the rainy day man,
I Just own the best umbrella.

That’s who you really like. The people you can think out loud in front of.

John Green   (via jillstrif)

(Source: in-finitus, via jillstrif)

standingonarock:

thirteenthofjanuary:

standingonarock:

thirteenthofjanuary:

standingonarock:

I’m at my cousins house using their wifi. My aunt’s mom just came to visit; she sat next to me on the couch and asked me what I’m studying. I told her I’m studying architecture and she drew me a picture of her house and explained to me the changes she wanted to make; like knocking down a wall and adding windows. I told her I couldn’t design anything unless I had the dimensions and then we spent 30 minutes on google maps searching for her house because she thought me seeing the house would help, I guess the word dimensions didn’t mean anything to her.

You should have just been like, “I need the measurements! Do you have them?! No okay then this is not gonna work out.” But no you just let her go on and on… AND THEN you let Sandra stand up and gesture to you how big it was and let her compare it to her house! And now Ivan is going through that -_- I feel like all old people think of the internet as magic that has all the answers and that it just knows things you are thinking without typing it. and then the google maps thing i thought she was just gonna be like ” oh idk the address so just look around ALL of mexico and you’ll find it it won’t be that hard.”

*Edit: I proofread-ed it i capitalized my “I’s” and i emphasized stuff.

She’s old. I couldn’t just tell her to stop talking. I didn’t ask Sandra to show me how big the house was and Ivan got into this on his own. She didn’t know the address! I had to look through the entire town, which by the way she spelled out for me using spanish and english letters; she was saying “e” but she meant “i” in spanish. I was so confused.

You could have told her nicely! It’s scaring me that she keeps looking at me cause she’s laughing at something she’s thinking and I think she expects me to laugh and I don’t know what she’s laughing at cause I can’t read her mind, so I am forced to laugh at nothing. I think she thinks she is saying what she’s thinking out loud but she doesn’t actually notice she didn’t say it out loud.

She’s creepy; let’s get out of this house.

lets go. good by wifi, use you wednesday

standingonarock:

thirteenthofjanuary:

standingonarock:

I’m at my cousins house using their wifi. My aunt’s mom just came to visit; she sat next to me on the couch and asked me what I’m studying. I told her I’m studying architecture and she drew me a picture of her house and explained to me the changes she wanted to make; like knocking down a wall and adding windows. I told her I couldn’t design anything unless I had the dimensions and then we spent 30 minutes on google maps searching for her house because she thought me seeing the house would help, I guess the word dimensions didn’t mean anything to her.

You should have just been like, “I need the measurements! Do you have them?! No okay then this is not gonna work out.” But no you just let her go on and on… AND THEN you let Sandra stand up and gesture to you how big it was and let her compare it to her house! And now Ivan is going through that -_- I feel like all old people think of the internet as magic that has all the answers and that it just knows things you are thinking without typing it. and then the google maps thing i thought she was just gonna be like ” oh idk the address so just look around ALL of mexico and you’ll find it it won’t be that hard.”

*Edit: I proofread-ed it i capitalized my “I’s” and i emphasized stuff.

She’s old. I couldn’t just tell her to stop talking. I didn’t ask Sandra to show me how big the house was and Ivan got into this on his own. She didn’t know the address! I had to look through the entire town, which by the way she spelled out for me using spanish and english letters; she was saying “e” but she meant “i” in spanish. I was so confused.

You could have told her nicely! It’s scaring me that she keeps looking at me cause she’s laughing at something she’s thinking and I think she expects me to laugh and I don’t know what she’s laughing at cause I can’t read her mind, so I am forced to laugh at nothing. I think she thinks she is saying what she’s thinking out loud but she doesn’t actually notice she didn’t say it out loud.

Of course she did 
now i get to flood your dash, you flood the crap out of mine

Of course she did 

now i get to flood your dash, you flood the crap out of mine

standingonarock:

I’m at my cousins house using their wifi. My aunt’s mom just came to visit; she sat next to me on the couch and asked me what I’m studying. I told her I’m studying architecture and she drew me a picture of her house and explained to me the changes she wanted to make; like knocking down a wall and adding windows. I told her I couldn’t design anything unless I had the dimensions and then we spent 30 minutes on google maps searching for her house because she thought me seeing the house would help, I guess the word dimensions didn’t mean anything to her.

You should have just been like, “I need the measurements! Do you have them?! No okay then this is not gonna work out.” But no you just let her go on and on… AND THEN you let Sandra stand up and gesture to you how big it was and let her compare it to her house! And now Ivan is going through that -_- I feel like all old people think of the internet as magic that has all the answers and that it just knows things you are thinking without typing it. and then the google maps thing i thought she was just gonna be like ” oh idk the address so just look around ALL of mexico and you’ll find it it won’t be that hard.”

*Edit: I proofread-ed it i capitalized my “I’s” and i emphasized stuff.